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October 04, 2006
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On Friday, Republican Congressman Mark Foley of Florida stepped down because, well, he's in big trouble. If you were watching Fox News, you might have missed this story — they're still rerunning that Clinton video. — Stephen Colbert
Florida Congressman Mark Foley has resigned over allegations he sent explicit e-mails to underage boys. What is it with congressmen? If they're not grabbing your wallet, they're grabbing your ass. — Jay Leno
How 'bout that Florida Congressman Mark Foley? At least the Democrats waited until the interns were 18. — David Letterman
The Foley saga quickly sent leaders of the North American Man-Boy Love Association, or Congress, into action. One lawmaker, the co-founder of the congressional Missing and Exploited Children's Caucus, was particularly outraged [on screen: Foley saying, "They're sick people. They need mental health counseling. They certainly don't need to be interacting with children."] That was Mark Foley from 2002, reacting to himself three years later. — Jon Stewart
Posted by Jonathan at October 4, 2006 08:50 AM
