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July 26, 2006

Today's Bush Joke Humor & Fun

We're still on the road to World War III. Things were looking a little grim last week — all those countries pressuring us to call for an immediate cease-fire, but we stayed strong. Sure, we sent over Condi Rice to negotiate, but she's not there for a cease-fire. No, she's there for a "sustainable cease-fire," which considering the Middle East, is like sending her to bring back Jimmy Hoffa on a unicorn. — Stephen Colbert

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