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April 06, 2006
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Indicted former Republican majority leader Tom DeLay announced he is resigning from Congress and he will not run for re-election. People were shocked. A Republican with an exit plan? ... They say this will be the first time Tom DeLay actually takes a vacation he pays for himself. — Jay Leno
I'm going to miss him, too. Another classy move from a classy guy. The man who stood tall even as his staffers dropped like laundered nickels from an Indian casino slot machine. ... He's doing it right folks — going out at the top of his game in the middle of a criminal investigation. — Stephen Colbert, on Tom DeLay
Posted by Jonathan at April 6, 2006 11:52 AM
